Don’t touch my soul with dirty hands – Nebraska loves this quote

Not Nebraska, Massachusetts (also not a real place in that world. Nebraska is a state in a country called The United States Of America there), but Nebraska, Call Me Betty And Smack My Hiney.

You know how you like to stay away from people called Adolf? Some names and some people seem sticky, as if they’ve been bathing in the vapor of boiling stalins and mugabes, hitlers and green colored charls mansons, you just don’t like them and they taste bad anyway.

So, when someone says that in Nebraska they mean you need to go to the mountain and breath blue and green labs. They are pure love.

This is the sign you’ve been waiting for – street quote

If you don’t buy a lottery ticket every time a black cat crossed your path, you are getting it wrong, because black cats life matter. Especially to people with hernia. They should buy two lottery tickets and a spoon.

White signs are for trees, green signs are for symbols and red signs give you a black eye. I don’t why, don’t ask me, this is how the world is. Other worlds have different signs, that’s why the other words are not this world and are stupid. The sign for stupid and don’t go to other worlds is the same. Not a coincidence.

Signs are good. Follow the signs and you’ll be given the key to the next level. The are no signs at the next level. Only buttons.

Don’t believe everything you think – street quotes

Do you have problems falling asleep, because you get bombarded with a million thoughts, that seem so brilliant and important,  that it seems worth it to lose some sleep, because the world needs these amazing ideas, these thought masterpieces, genius mind creations, the pinnacle of greatness.. Yeah, those are pretty important,  you need to write them all down, because at night we all get access to the greatest human knowledge, that’s why we get such a torrent of amazing ideas, so you need to catch the best of them and amaze the world.

Of course if you believe any of that, you need more sleep ;).